Why I will not buy an iPhone

I have seen some discussions on the web why one should not buy an iPhone. These are a few of the arguments:

• No browser downloads.
  
• No possibility to add attachments to mails.
• Limited bluetooth: no file transfer.
• No usb mass storage support.
• No filesystem access.
  
• No flash or java in safari.
• You can't use the phone as a modem.
• No copy and paste.
• No landscape mode outside safari.
• No junk mail filter.
• No Instant messaging.
• No GPS.
• No wireless contact sharing.
• No 3G.
• No voice dialling.
• No wireless sync.
• No stereo headset bluetooth support.
• No customizable MP3 ring tones.
• No voice memos.
• No LDAP client access.
• No games.
• No MMS.
• No lyrics in iTunes.
• Locked to certain markets.

I'm note even sure all of them are true, but I know that I do not care about any of them. Some of those functions, I might have used if they had been available, but none is a killer.

My only reason for not buying an iPhone is that it is too heavy. I want something small to fit in my pocket - preferably my breast pocket like the iPod nano. There will probably be new and lighter versions of the iPhone. Then I'll take out the wallet.